Wowza!

I’m more grossed out by this whole “spray down a mountain of old dog shit with a hose to ‘clean’ the backyard” technique. JFC pick it up with a plastic bag like normal people!

The vomiting roommate...was his name Doman?

So I just rewatched the movie “It” and your line reminds me of one of the creepier movie lines: “I looked right into its deadlights.”

When you stare into the vaginal abyss of death, sometimes the abyss stares back.

Menstrual cups ftw! Though on the tail end of my last period it was slightly stuck in there for close to 24 hours because I had trimmed too much of the tail.

You’re not the first person to have this happen. In the early days of Jezebel Moe’s Tampon was pretty infamous.

One time, a few days after a drunken hookup, an unused, still rolled-up condom (not still in the wrapper thank god), popped out of me unexpectedly. No idea how or why it got in there. One of the great mysteries of my life.

Here is one woman’s fantastic peaceful protest of Trump:

Sorry buddy. They can slip off easily and get lost in all sorts of our female nooks and crannies. Happens more than you think. Sorry you’ve lost “desire” but imagine how we feel.

As soon as a tampon is full with blood/discharge/sweat my vagina gets rid of it by itself. I once woke up to find my tampon lying next to me in my bed. It’s nice that I can’t forget one in there, but annoying when I’m somewhere where I can’t throw it away discreetly.

I’m totally fine, though I was devastated at the time, it happened a long time ago. I’m at the point I can look back on it with some humor. I mean, the smell was horrible.

Not uncommon. Just like ‘losing’ a tampon. There are forceps that we keep in the clinic specifically for these reasons.

I’d rather hear about the tissue, or even have that problem, than the reactions I used to have to the sponge before I figured out I was allergic to it. Thinking about it makes me want to change my underwear and take 20 tylenol and crawl into a hole. I thought I was so with it and Now using it in 1987 with my first…

So that’s what Todd Akin meant when he said “If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.” I had wondered.

Omg this happened to me too! After sex we were both frantically looking for it but we were kinda drunk so finally decided it flew off or something. I went and got plan B and didn’t think anything about it. After a few days I notice a gross smell but didn’t put two and two together. One day at work I’m on the toilet…

None of this is as horrifying as the uterine prolapse thread.

Oh my god that sounds so uncomfortable. I feel bad for laughing so hard at your description and want to send younger-you all the wine. And I have never been happier with my current period checklist that I’ve used since I got my IUD: take a shower, reach up there, check the IUD strings, and clean it out preemptively.…

My wife, during her single days, got a condom stuck in her. She said she’ll never forget the look on the internist’s face as he plucked it out with a barely concealed look of disdain on his face.