I thought Kirsten’s comment was sarcastic. Everyone knows John Lennon was a ginormous asshole.

I’m not John Lennon was an abusive shit that happened to make what some might consider great music

Would a bear eat someone covered in poop?

Yeah, especially if someone develops diarrhea.

Everything I had drank for the past week would IMMEDIATELY descend into my bladder.

Open the door and stick your bum out. The worst that could happen is that you shit on a bear.

It’s all fun and games until you need to take a dump

The bathroom situation would be the worst part of this for me.

Yeah, but have you ever had your lice-infested scalp combed out... ON WEED?

A tiny, cynical part of my soul imagines that this will somehow be spun into a book followed by a movie, but even if it is, I’m good with it.

I was wondering how far I was going to have to scroll to get to someone quoting this! Good work.

Of you, or the city?

she was a malicious little gnome.

She's the worst

What boggles the mind is that he was a person of interest at the time of the abduction and suspected of sexually assaulting 8 other boys. He also was tied via physical evidence to the kidnapping and sexual assault of another boy, but the statute of limitations had run out.

I’m really happy that the kids have been taken away from these awful shit heaps but I’m sad that this will be ignored by our government because why try to combat the conditions that allow for this to exist. Nah just scatter the children into an overburdened system and bring more bodies to the prison money machine…

Yeah, some of those inland California places are such wastelands. Victorville, Barstow...I went through a part of Stockton that was like another world...giant potholes, broken curbs, people standing around aimless and glassy-eyed, staring, filthy...

Does this mean I won’t have to spend 10 minutes in the soap aisle trying to find one of the two handsoaps that aren’t anti-bacterial now?! This is brilliant news! Down with the bacteria hysteria and up with good old fashioned soap and just actually washing your hands.

the entire staff has turned over almost twofold since then