Have you noticed that if you walk into a public bathroom while a woman is pooping she will stop and there will be an eery silence until you leave? I want to tell one of these women to just let it go and poop because the silence is SUPER awkward. This happens at my work ALL THE TIME. I almost feel guilty for…

Hmmm. IDK. I imagine a true genius would know that the term is actually *buck* naked. Buck. Not butt. As in: all the way naked.

I still resent her from both her sitcom and her comedic style which seems to be woodenly shouting dirty jokes at a person... SO WE FUCKED HAHA HUMANS AMIRITE LOL?! I TOTALLY BREED WITH OTHER HUMANS MEN ARE THE BEST ! BUT PERIODS! BUTT PLUGS!

My thoughts exactly. Having worked with my local disabled community since I was a teenager and having several friends who are themselves or have disabled kids THAT DOESNT MAKE IT BETTER ANN.

Ok you know what, I can count the number of people on one hand that I’ve ever called a cunt in my entire life, it’s not a word I use lightly.

It’s rare that Ann Coulter makes me gasp, but this came pretty close.

Please, please everyone commit to this: only refer to Donald Trump as Donny Trump from now on. An occasional “Don” is okay too.

I think in the very beginning they were cheap. Here is a picture of the very first Miss America.

The five all have that vaguely thirty-ish Botoxed, fillered, veneered, extensioned, and rhinoplastied look.

You don’t seem angry, I think you should be angry. You kinda sound like if he called you and was all “baby baby baby” at you and “left his wife” you’d take him and girl, that’s not a good place to be. Maybe he’s doing you a favor by blocking you, no contact with this manipulative fucker is definitely the way to go.…

John Waters wrote a very good article about her and their friendship. It’s an interesting read.

I want to grab Taylor by the shoulders and MAKE HER STAND STRAIGHT.

I love it too! Also she herself looks fantastic. Best car show model ever!

Those last seasons were the absolute WORST.

To me, her “calmness” was very similar to the way a horse trainer speaks to a spooked and dangerous animal. She couldn’t risk setting Officer Triggerhappy off on herself or her daughter.

It doesn’t matter what she would have done. If she had been hysterical they would have said she was putting on a show for the cameras.

When you’ve got a preconceived notion of how something is supposed to play out, suddenly everything looks ‘fishy’.

I’ve seen some people on my FB news feed (those that I affectionately refer to as “the asshole contingent” of my family, mostly) questioning how calm she remained throughout the video, and how matter-of-fact her narration was. The upshot seemed to be that there was something fishy about it.

MIRACLE WHIP IS GARBAGE, BOBBY

I don’t know about active butI like to imagine sex with Taylor Swift being very professional and thorough, with detailed post-coupling analysis, constructive feedback and harsh but fair evaluation.

He’s only 35????????!?!?!??!?!