That’s how I feel, too, and I’m a woman who finds other women attractive. She just had that robotic quality that makes her unappealing in an “uncanny valley” sort of way. Then again, as much as I generally enjoy Tom Hiddleston in movies, his offscreen demeanor has a lot of that, too. Maybe they are in love. Maybe this…

This makes me inordinately happy. Now I can watch Forensic Files without running the risk of hearing her schreechifying in a promo.

It’s a horrible situation, and it’s impossible to explain it to an outsider who’s reading this and thinking “why didn’t she say something?why didn’t she just get up and move?”

Personally, I feel like supermodels was a term given to the models of the early 90s - Christy, Naomi, Helena, Tyra, Stephanie, Cindy, etc. So, no, Kendall and Gigi are not supermodels. Seriously, though, have you seen Gigi’s walk? Go find a video of it. Then find a video of Naomi’s walk. That’s the difference between…

Whoah.

OOps! Reading comprehension fail on my part.

Guys I am snorting at my desk and sincerely needed this today. But like, you left out the legit winner forever and ever from Kelly Faircloth:

Lauren has gotten some pretty vicious comments on her articles today.

More like petulant, narcissistic man-child (at best). I swear, he wears all those ratty scarves and a hundred necklaces and rings and gross hats to detract from the fact that he’s a middle aged man. But we know.

Been there. And was almost there again.

I wanna share a little piece of artwork I’ve done of Shirley Manson, it seems fitting. I had made a version of this for their art competition and while it got a good response it didn’t win, so enjoy yall! (Also, I think Garbage is really set for a big return to form. This is exciting as hell!)

Administers “Brentwood Hellos”?

As an biracial person, 100% of my relationships are interracial.

I refused to read this when I was a child because the Velveteen Rabbit so completely DESTROYED ME. I refused to have anything to do with any other bunny books. NO SIR.

You face lips are too small!

I’ll paraphrase the better and funnier tweeters:

his face tho

I had to put fatty mcfaterson (dr. Unagi) on a diet, which is tough. I bought her "da bird" and that seemed to rev her up a bit, but since she is 3 lbs over weight she gets winded easily. good luck on your cats, I know your feel: 'OH MY GOD MY CATS ARE STARVING!"

Yeah my cats have this big time. When I was younger I had lots of cats growing up, we'd just leave a bowl or two of kibble out for them to pick from whenever, and serve up canned food twice a day, and they all kept a healthy weight and didn't go around begging for food. But they were indoor/outdoor cats out in the…

What about a cat that begs aggressively for the bathtub faucet be turned on at a trickle so he can have a drink of water although only 3 feet way is an $80 fountain-water dish that trickles 24-7? He also insists on escorting people to the bathroom. We call him the bathroom attendant and discourage tipping.