If anyone does happen to see the ink, you can just say “I have assburgers and I’d rather not talk about it”.

Should be Lee Carvallo’s Putting Challenge

Holy shit does this mean that at some point we’re going to get BONESTORM?????

So I take it the compromise was to include a boss fight with a ladder that takes two weeks to climb. 

She missed a chance to put Dukes of Hazard stickers on her challenger.

I named a friend’s silver-ish grey cat Robocop for them. Imo it’s the best possible name for a cat that color. I also named another of their cats Ghostbusters. With the s at the end and everything. People wanna call him Ghostbuster and they have to insist that it’s GhostbusterS.

“Yawn, another (liberal) author for a video game website trying to take a hit at one of the most innovative men to ever live.”

Never takes long for a Musk bro to show up and post something cringy and hilarious.   

It’ll be in the style of This Is Spinal Tap, probably. It’s “reality TV” that’s actually reality!

You’re definitely misremembering, there’s a breath and one arm is propped at an upward angle but there’s no other movement

Why would anyone want to skip the true climax of the game?

It’s all Calvinball, all the time with them.

$5mil or bust, cheapskate.

One shudders to imagine his take on the Hobbits’ feet.

Am I the only one that initially thought from the article title that this was a safety measure put in place bc of Japan's perpetually above average suicide rate?

It reads like this Beryl_Fitzlegrint is drafting up their racist equivalent of the text on a bottle of Dr. Bronner’s.

“I wish that everybody would be able to see the video in entirety first and not just a snapshot,” said David Vinson, President, CEO of Kids R’ Kids.

And lo, the number of the rails shall be three. And three shall be the number. No more, no less. Two shall not be the number, unless immediately proceeding three. Four is right out.