I am disappointed that the “Read More” button wasn’t brought in on the gag and relabeled “Would you like know more?”

Still not as cool as a Happy Days lunch box and thermos.

Many commenters across the Redditverse say that, yes, it is worth the long wait for your food.

0/10, no “war, war never changes”.

Sorry, but I’m black and LOVE mayo. Can’t stop; won’t stop

Anyone else try to closer the twitter window after watching the clip by hitting the “X” in the upper right?

Jokes on them, my controller already smells like pizza.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

You think this site is journalism?

Okay, but can Bahamut teach me fucking geometry?

I won’t let the trolls out of their pen... But I will comment that Samhain’s response is about as real as his intelligence.

But lets educate the poor deluded fool.

Fuck around and find out, am I right? What? You’re not actually going to make me sympathize with these people, are you? Fuck that. And I’m a 9/11 survivor. I know a lot about bad luck and how being in an elevator at the wrong time can ruin your day.

This story is actually important for a lot of reasons that are still relevant (disclaimer: I work with these people and on these stories.) Here’s the original report:

Gotta nuke somethin’.

Nuke the whales.

Then leave bootlicker

Not really sure about the replacement tbh: does her mouth actually line up with the Emergency Induction Port?