in what world does “Wolfmans got nards” beat the last line of Last boys?

Trick question!

Sorry Wolfman, but Tim Cappello’s got bigger nards

“When I was President we had tremendous covid, strong American covid, not this weak liberal covid,” Trump added.  “Re-elect me and I’ll make covid-19 great again!”

Here come the “PIZZA POPPA IS MEPHISTO” theories...

I named a friend’s silver-ish grey cat Robocop for them. Imo it’s the best possible name for a cat that color. I also named another of their cats Ghostbusters. With the s at the end and everything. People wanna call him Ghostbuster and they have to insist that it’s GhostbusterS.

Maybe if Zombie’s dark, tragic take on The Munsters is a success, we’ll get that paranoid Philip K. Dick/William Gibson reboot of The Jetsons I’ve always wanted, in which Jane is addicted to designer drugs that allow her to dream of a better life on Mars and Elroy is under the influence of a malevolent AI.

Maybe they are just making three more endings for the original?

tentacles squelchily wetily squelching

Also cool

Ok why is Margot Robbie’s Barbie skating with her dad?

It’s only now hitting me that we’ve never had a Mighty Thor live performance, so Natalie Portman gets to invent how she talks and carries herself. Natalie can be formidably funny when she wants to.

Without watching that Thor clip, I can only assume the catchphrase is “it’s Thorbin’ time”

Don’t forget the bunker in A Boy and His Dog, where everybody wears creepy whiteface and was the inspiration for the original Fallout.

RE: Fallout, Vault 108 specifically is the worst vault because “Gary!”

Potential Jon Snow spin off ideas:

Hey, my town! My friends and I were discussing this, and the current highest bet among my group is that it’s a tweaker in a stolen fursuit. 4 of them were stolen out of a car a while back, we figured it was only a matter of time before someone got bored/high enough to put it on and run around town.

“Yawn, another (liberal) author for a video game website trying to take a hit at one of the most innovative men to ever live.”

Never takes long for a Musk bro to show up and post something cringy and hilarious.   

It’ll be in the style of This Is Spinal Tap, probably. It’s “reality TV” that’s actually reality!