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How many (fictional) people has Stan Lee killed and brought back from the dead? It’s comics karma. I imagine he’d like the idea of surviving death as long as it’s done respectfully.

I guess being in that “Weapon of Choice" music video helped him walk without rhythm.

You’re definitely misremembering, there’s a breath and one arm is propped at an upward angle but there’s no other movement

Meanwhile, Warner Bros. has acquired the rights to The Executioner, a project from The Eternals’ screenwriters Kaz and Ryan Firpo described as “a fun action murder mystery in the spirit of Knives Out meets The Lord of the Rings.” Jason Momoa is attached to star.

Why is MacGyver being interviewed* by Jordan Peterson in that photo?

With time running out before the launch of the Europa Mission, Picard and Guinan must free themselves from FBI custody.

Its clear the dolphin did it on porpoise.

Why would anyone want to skip the true climax of the game?

Sharon Stone broke out by kicking the shit out of Arnie in Total Recall. Two years later she got huge with the Golden Globe nod for Basic Instinct.

While they mention he can never appear in a fair form agian, they never realy specify how he looked. So in my minds-canon, he was just an average, late-middle aged, balding, overweight schlub.

In the film, he would have been played by Paul Giamati

Maybe, but who’s really fit to wear Sting’s Lightspeed Briefs?

Who will win: Humanity’s Lovecraftian madness inducing kaiju cousins... or an average sized grasshopper cyborg on a motorcycle who can kick really hard?

Vincent D’Onofrio will be revealed to have been the true Thor all along.

It’s all Calvinball, all the time with them.

The boardwalk replacement notice was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”

I mean they put it well:

please let the sequels be Pluto (the real reason scientists won’t call it a planet)