You say that like it’s a bad thing.

$5mil or bust, cheapskate.

Literally any other celebrity on Twitter:

Death: “Hmm... back again, I see, Mr. Kent... How long will you be staying this time?”

He also has very little patience or respect for Draculas

You know my theory on The Flash?

“This poster has no dick.”

“Welcome foolish mortals, the name’s Toboggan. Dr. Mantis Toboggan. I am your host, your ghost host. Kindly step all the way in please, and make room for my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong.”

One shudders to imagine his take on the Hobbits’ feet.

Damn. Beat me to it.

Chris Columbus is developing a live-action series based on his own House of Secrets novels co-authored with Ned Vizzini.

I completely forgot about the Twisted Metal show! I’m gonna say the same thing I did when I first found out about it, if Axel in all his strapped to two giant wheels with machine guns attached to his shoulders glory doesn’t make an appearance then the show is garbage.

Ah, but can you shoot a boxing glove out of a firearm?

The real answer to your fun question is neither. The real answer is Boba Fett, who made his FIRST APPEARANCE EVER in the Holiday Special. WILD, I know.

A serial killer stalks the audience of a horror film’s final theatrical screening in the trailer for The Last Matinee, coming to VOD August 24.

Am I the only one that initially thought from the article title that this was a safety measure put in place bc of Japan's perpetually above average suicide rate?

It reads like this Beryl_Fitzlegrint is drafting up their racist equivalent of the text on a bottle of Dr. Bronner’s.

Marvel’s The Marvels is a lot. I wish they at least kept Captain Marvel 2 in the title to make it simple like this: Marvel’s Captain Marvel 2: The Marvels. Featuring Miss Marvel. :)