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Vodkawine is still the best way to dispose of shitty old wine. As the saying goes, “the shittier the wine, the shittier the vodka, the better the vodkawine!”

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as her partner in hate-crime declared from the register that “We’re living under a socialist state.” (Hubby is also wearing a pro-Trump T-shirt,

And then cast Ron Perlman, of course.

the film concerns a delivery man with a rare immunity to the film’s mutated covid-19 virus who must “overcome martial law, murderous vigilantes and a powerful, well connected family, helmed by a matriarch (Moore)“ in order to reunite with his quarantined girlfriend.”

This is the last straw.

Also from Tom Morello. Pretty sure “davez67" is former House Speak Paul Ryan: 

This is your next Star Wars trilogy right here.

Let’s film Helen Mirren dressed as Queen Elizabeth II reading this so Damon can get a screenwriting Oscar.

I’m submitting this piece for a Pulitzer.

If Peter Parker and Alfred get to count as “dads”, then so does

No, Vader always has the low ground.

Ah, yes. I fondly remember Darth Millennial’s many battles with Jedi Master Boomer

Three SeaShells: Demolition Man 2

I got into an annoying argument with someone about Aloy in Horizon Zero Dawn that started with “a woman can’t do all that stuff” (which I attempted to counter with the triple threat of “no one can - it doesn’t have to be fully realistic” and “some women could - Aloy is one” and “it’s a video game”)
But it was all a

Finally, the ghost dicks we have been asking Lego to make for years.

Maybe I’ll sit down and rewatch The Seventh Seal for the first time in over twenty years... nah, Mothra Vs. Godzilla really speaks more to the present situation.

Put your mask on!

On Monday, with America still reeling from the impact of the coronavirus and many without jobs waiting on a stimulus check like a child waiting for an alcoholic dad to come pick them up for his weekend