Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

“Tommy is a loving husband and father.”

I’m just happy Martin Callahan got an upgrade from his job as the Spacer’s Choice Moon Man.

I can't believe you let Rick Astley down like that.

Literally every single time Charles Dance appears on screen in anything, Game of Thrones, Gosford Park, whatever, I am incapable of stopping myself from yelling: “My dear, sweet brother Numsie!!!”  After his character died on GoT, everyone I know was relieved they wouldn’t have to hear me do that anymore.  Except for…

Yeah this entire thing is just... what the fuck

That is fucking disgusting, holy shit. Control is not love. He's teaching his daughters that it's okay for a man to treat them like property. Shame on him and the medical professionals that enable his abuse.

What in the actual fuck is wrong with him?

More like T.M.I.

What I am hoping is that the Doctor told the creepy and ignorant, yet still rich and powerful, T.I. what he wanted to hear and kept confidentiality with his patient.

I see it’s -way- past time to build a rocket, shove T.I inside it and aim that motherfucker right at the sun. The fuck is wrong with this man?!

Well this answer sounds like a waffle.

Dolemite Is My Name is AMAZING. I never thought a movie about Rudy Ray Moore would be the feel-good movie of the year.

I have a long running theory that fast food tends to be better in rural areas where the workers tend to be High School kids, College kids off for the summer, and stay at home parents who don’t mind doing some grunt work. For them it is a job in the community and not the job they will have in 25 years so they tend to…

I think you’re a bit off in your assessment. That expression, clearly, is that of a man who has been suppressing a fart while walking around giving a tour, and having sat down, realized that it got away from him and slipped out, come to terms with that fact, and has decided to enjoy the havoc it wreaks upon those in…

Drag him, congress-sis. DRAG HIM.

The New Mexico State Police and the San Juan District attorney announced they will not file charges against Officer Christensen.

Dear MAGA Losers With Small Penises:

Tweeting from inside an SCIF is a crime, and at the very least should disqualify any of these clowns from ever holding a security clearance of any kind, which also means that they can’t serve on any of the committees that deal with national security or law enforcement information.