I have a long running theory that fast food tends to be better in rural areas where the workers tend to be High School kids, College kids off for the summer, and stay at home parents who don’t mind doing some grunt work. For them it is a job in the community and not the job they will have in 25 years so they tend to…

I think you’re a bit off in your assessment. That expression, clearly, is that of a man who has been suppressing a fart while walking around giving a tour, and having sat down, realized that it got away from him and slipped out, come to terms with that fact, and has decided to enjoy the havoc it wreaks upon those in…

Drag him, congress-sis. DRAG HIM.

The New Mexico State Police and the San Juan District attorney announced they will not file charges against Officer Christensen.

Dear MAGA Losers With Small Penises:

Tweeting from inside an SCIF is a crime, and at the very least should disqualify any of these clowns from ever holding a security clearance of any kind, which also means that they can’t serve on any of the committees that deal with national security or law enforcement information.

In a meta fourth-wall breaking way, Wakanda will be mentioned at least once throughout the sequel

Yes, but what about Sexual Chocolate?  Can there be a sequel without Randy Watson.  Because, god damn that boy good.

A sandwich can be many things

Why are they riding horses?!

Police During Questioning:

Cole: “I am a member of a white supremacist group that has trained me to kill Black people.”

You really have to be a mentally ill, delusional shut-in to think that there will ever be a race war.

“A gingerbread man sits inside a gingerbread house. Is he made of house? Or is the house made of man? He screams, for he does not know."

Best case scenario, worked with the guy blending the barrels into the expression.  Worst case, no input, but hey, it’s probably good enough.

If Sam Malone could do it...

I find that sad. EMTs and cops work together every day, and usually know each other very well. They depend upon each other. (I’m an EMS company VP).

RICO

Michelob Ultra is truly the most Amish of beers.

Its not your brain that has the problem its theirs. These are people who reject reason and established, well-documented science, that has consistently worked successfully for decades because they heard one thing one time, or know somebody that one thing happened to, or watched some conspiracy bullshit on YouTube.