Welp if she was a history teacher, she would know texas (and much of the Southwest) used to be part of mexico, and as such many of “the Hispanics” that live there are actually Americans from way back, and yes, they still speak Spanish and wave the Mexican flag because thats their heritage and that’s what people do.

Quick, someone distract Sony by waiving a proposal for another Three Musketeers in their face. Pitch it to star all the Hemsworths. 

IT’S A TRAP!

As far as I’m concerned, Vault-Tec should clone an entire vault full of Paul Rudds to cheer us up after the bombs fall. 

I have it on good authority that that “rat” was actually a squirrel, and that squirrel was named Tippy Toe. 

Goddamnit Kate turned her Slack notifications off for today. I am getting her on this first thing in the morning!

So if we were to let brewers’ yeast attack these fermented sugars and then add some hops, could we have chewing beer?

The Walkin’ Dude

“Rey,” in fact, is short for Jean Grey. The rest of her name on the birth certificate got cut off.

Since every cabinet member in this administration has to be worse than the last, I'm calling it now: Trump is going to appoint Oliver North as the next National Security Advisor.

You. are too. sensitive. I wish I was your mama. I would toughen your ass up. You should ask my son, he’d tell you!

Things we need government oversight on: People commenting on the internet.

Things we don’t need government oversight on: People purchasing guns specifically designed to kill as many people as possible as quickly as possible.

Fucking way to fucking go.

I lived in Atlanta for a bit and worked with a car dealership heiress whose family owned and lived on a plantation. When the 8-person over-the-cubicle discussion rang out about how beautiful it must be...I asked if she heard the screams and moans from the cemetery. She actually got up to come confront me saying her…

Somebody mad about the truth about American history?

My GF was working at a camera store and an old Graflex flash handle came it as part of a lot of old photo equipment. She knew its importance immediately and bought it for my birthday.

Look, if the folded pizza is not enclosing a taco enclosed in a gordita wrapped in a blueberry crepe and then battered and deep fried, what the hell are you even doing, Papa Johns? You would be bringing us further from Taco Town’s glorious light!

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