“The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.”

Someone better be pissing in some Apple Juice or I’m gonna demand my money back...

wow I’ve always had the ending of this movie stuck in my head, but never knew what it was till I just googled “Fred Savage Howie Mandel”. Thank you!!

Was coming here to reference that classic piece of cinema.

With the amount of time white guys spend fantasizing about black men fucking their wives you know that was a big enough deposit in his spank bank to carry him well into retirement.

I just have one question concerning The Grandmaster:

“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.”

And let us not forget Hobo with a Shotgun.

I have a t-shirt that says I’m a certified FBI

One of my favorite things to do when people use dog whistles like that is to play dumb as fuck. A friend of a friend’s sister commented that she didn’t like how “dark” her neighborhood has gotten and I was pretending I thought she was talking about street lamps. This went on for ages and she kept getting increasingly…

Wait. Are you thinking of The Guy From Revenge of the Nerds or The Guy From Pulp Fiction?

That's the guy from Fast Times at Ridgemont High!

Bless your heart.

Somehow, a dude working for YouTube and yet not knowing how social media and/or viral videos work is so fucking appropriate.

Bootlickers are already jumping to Callbox Carl’s defense by saying that because his father was murdered in his driveway by an intruder in 2013, that he has PTSD and is afraid of a tragedy like that occuring again.

Retta would END his high-heeled-boot-wearin ass.

If this trend continues, expect Ted Cruz and Retta to find themselves in Twitter beef next.