Not a roommate - this is my brother. Apparently, he was at home alone, and he decided he wanted to cook a turtle he caught. His chosen method was light breading and pan frying in garlic infused olive oil. I don’t really know what happened, all I know is that in the middle of pan frying this turtle, he just left the…

“God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man, Man destroys God, Man creates dinosaurs.”

Like, I’m just playing that 90s movie song in my head now.

PEW PEW DMM DMM DMM PEW

“MORTALLLLLLLLL WOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT”

I will continue shouting this until someone acknowledges me: this stuff about the dimensional rift and Mysterio being Spider-Man’s friend is 100% bunk. Mysterio’s entire first origin story was being a liar who made up scenarios to make himself look like a hero. They threw out the dimensional rift stuff to get nerds…

Bill’s daughter, Thea Preston and Ted’s daughter, Billie Logan

They got money to take y’all to court but not pay what they owe? GTFOHTWBS indeed.

The header picture is a sea otter, and the one from the aquarium shows Otto was a river otter.

He kinda still is 

Every one of his tattoos looks like he got paid on Friday, went out drinking that night, then tossed his last two crumpled twenties on the counter of the dirtiest shop in town and asked “What’ll this get me?”

Who is Number 1? You are Number 6.

What do you want? Information.

Fin Fang Foom or GTFO.

This list makes me want to (include) Barf.

I was watching The Usual Suspects where he had a weird lisp thing and a weird personal demeanor.

“Is french onion soup an open faced sandwich” please.
(I will never stop posting this as a response. Grey me if you must)

This is some very polite ownage. 

Gandalf isn’t human. He is one of the servants of the Valar, he takes human form but he’s basically a god. His physical body can be killed, but his spirit would return to Valinor and he could be sent back by the gods to do battle again. Sort of how he became Gandalf the Grey to Gandalf the White.

Cliffhanger might actually be a good movie to reboot. Nobody saw it or cared it about it back in the day. It was a good concept for a plot, but filled with bad, early nineties casting and production decisions. Importantly, there is NOBODY who is going to go into it yelling about how the original was great and doesn’t…