I wonder if this will encourage gruppenfuher Fanta to try something similar?
I mean...not gonna lie I’d totally love to see a President or candidate do some silly stuff with a car or motorcycle like this. I wanna hear a candidate say “I ran the Isle of Man TT” one day. :D
Look, if the folded pizza is not enclosing a taco enclosed in a gordita wrapped in a blueberry crepe and then battered and deep fried, what the hell are you even doing, Papa Johns? You would be bringing us further from Taco Town’s glorious light!
“The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.”
With the amount of time white guys spend fantasizing about black men fucking their wives you know that was a big enough deposit in his spank bank to carry him well into retirement.
I have a t-shirt that says I’m a certified FBI
One of my favorite things to do when people use dog whistles like that is to play dumb as fuck. A friend of a friend’s sister commented that she didn’t like how “dark” her neighborhood has gotten and I was pretending I thought she was talking about street lamps. This went on for ages and she kept getting increasingly…
Wait. Are you thinking of The Guy From Revenge of the Nerds or The Guy From Pulp Fiction?
That's the guy from Fast Times at Ridgemont High!
Bless your heart.
Somehow, a dude working for YouTube and yet not knowing how social media and/or viral videos work is so fucking appropriate.
Bootlickers are already jumping to Callbox Carl’s defense by saying that because his father was murdered in his driveway by an intruder in 2013, that he has PTSD and is afraid of a tragedy like that occuring again.
Retta would END his high-heeled-boot-wearin ass.
If this trend continues, expect Ted Cruz and Retta to find themselves in Twitter beef next.
Not a roommate - this is my brother. Apparently, he was at home alone, and he decided he wanted to cook a turtle he caught. His chosen method was light breading and pan frying in garlic infused olive oil. I don’t really know what happened, all I know is that in the middle of pan frying this turtle, he just left the…