Like, I’m just playing that 90s movie song in my head now.

PEW PEW DMM DMM DMM PEW

“MORTALLLLLLLLL WOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT”

They got money to take y’all to court but not pay what they owe? GTFOHTWBS indeed.

The header picture is a sea otter, and the one from the aquarium shows Otto was a river otter.

He kinda still is 

Every one of his tattoos looks like he got paid on Friday, went out drinking that night, then tossed his last two crumpled twenties on the counter of the dirtiest shop in town and asked “What’ll this get me?”

This list makes me want to (include) Barf.

“Is french onion soup an open faced sandwich” please.
(I will never stop posting this as a response. Grey me if you must)

“If you think about it, it makes sense, everything metal and punk is extreme,” Cessario tells Business Insider. “Being vegan is extreme, protesting the deforestation is extreme.”

Is veggie hot dog water broth, or stock?

they also gave up 4 goals on a 5min PP. That is horrendous. I think the call was legit. Not an easy one to make, but wtf was Eakin doing with his stick off the face off anyway?

Counterpoint:

You got screwed in the playoffs.  Congratulations, you’re officially an NHL franchise.

The ocular pat down fails once again.

Having read this article yesterday, I stopped at my local JJs after work, expecting to try something new. The counter guy sheepishly confessed they hadn’t gotten in the necessary components in time for the national roll-out. Next time you spread the word that something “is now available nationwide,” responsible…

So, a Trump loving guy just happens to kill a mafia crime boss while Trump has allegedly been nefariously involved with the mafia doing shady deals with them for decades all while the Mueller investigation is digging into Trump Organization business dealings.

The sight of that “Blunt” killed my high.

I think that’s an old wives tale, as Guinness is surprisingly low in calories compared to other beers.