Let me remind you you dizzy, lazy-eyed, droopy-lipped troll, that no one gives a single flying fuck who won or who will win North Dakota. Have fun when your dude wins it by 70 points next time and is blown out of the Electoral College, ya’ dink.

Trump gather the boys around and whispered softly, “ So who wants to panty raid Ivanka’s room? Jared told me she just bought some new lacy pink thongs because her last pair went missing.”

Luke Fry-walker

After a teenager pointed out that part of Feinstein’s duties were listening to her constituents, Feinstein asked how old she was. “I’m 16, I can’t vote,” she said.

Lol It was just the same for me too, it really messed me up, plus it was 5:30 am when it happened and I was playing the whole night

This is actually a fairly major plot point in Neil Gaiman’s ‘American Gods’. I don’t want to give too much away, but you might want to check the trunk of the car before it crashes through the ice.

The purity olympics in America need too fucking stop. I am a left leaning, liberal woman of color. This shit needs to stop. This is why people end up becoming the Trump supporters we see in ever-growing millions these days. Nothing is enough. They all apologized. Fred Armisen was playing Barack Obama, not making fun…

I saw a documentary on African Monarchies once.

Isn’t that an oxymoron?

Oregon was essentially founded by white supremacists. Shit, when they entered the Union as a “free” state their founders made it illegal for black people to even live there. If black folk didn’t leave they would be publicly whipped for the crime of.... living in Oregon while black. This bullshit was technically on the…

With the exception of the metropolitan areas, once you’re north of Sacramento, the entire Pacific northwest is basically West West Virginia.

The Ann Coulter live show is off to an amazing start.

Tough shit, chuckles!

From the linked Wa Post article.

I hate him.

Jezebel:

He's clearly a Cylon.

“I have some quibbles with Rowling’s world building—how does magic work, exactly?”

Lips and assholes. Everyone knows that. You’d say, “Gimme two LippyBum Sandwiches for a dime“ you’d say.  Wasn’t until 1937 that we had to start calling them Hot Dogs on account of the war!  We tried to change the name back, but Hitler shot himself in 45 and took the secret with him.  

Parks and Rec is the superior show.