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Um, no. F this.

I feel like this exactly happened in an episode of ‘The Boondocks’

as this is the internet, i suspect by this time next year we’ll all be driving down Freeway McRoadFace.

Guys, please. We let him take the toothbrush moustache. Fine, nobody needs that.

They should clean away the statue and just leave the tar and feathers. Then put out a statement like, “We used our strongest shit remover and wouldn’t you know, this is what it did!”

Sieg meow

Honest question from a white guy who absolutely hates nazis: Is it white privilege to insist that nazis and the KKK be allowed to speak? I feel like this is something that only white people mew about. Personally, I would think that the very existence of the nazis and the KKK would be an incite to violence, as they

“These are people of the land. The common clay of the New West. ...you know! Morons!”

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Darkey? There’s even something sinister about the way they spelled it.

I just wanna point out that the police arrested counter-protesters for wearing masks at a freaking KKK rally. I’m sure no one wearing a hood was arrested.

The only Eclipse-related driving problem I’m worried about:

  • if you simply must drive during this celestial event, you can safely look at the eclipse through a moonroof, but not a sunroof.

This little gem from War Games. Mind blown.

There’s so much from Pratchett. The Watch novels have some many wonderful quotes I’m finding resonate in our current uncertain world. one that always sticks with me, though, is Sam Vimes ‘Boots’ theory of socioeconomic unfairness.

“Be excellent to each other”

“I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.”

This isn’t as great as much of these other stories, but I got to say “HAHAHAHA NEYSAYERS!” I didn’t really say that, but metaphorically I did. I worked at a car dealer and everyone around me had new cars.