Reminder:

My watermelon story:

Alas, I am allergic. It would kill me. But I did indulge a couple of years ago, and immediately shot myself with an EpiPen so I would not die. It was worth it.

George C. Scott has come back form the dead to save our daughters from bathroom demons!

Reading these was so... I don’t even know what word to use. Like, it was confirming in the fact that Trump is completely in over his head, but it was also sickening to see just how terrible a situation it really was. Like, something that I needed to see even though I knew it wasn’t going to be good. I’m sure there’s…

There was this time I skipped school, as did my best friend Cameron, then we lied about my girlfriend’s grandmother dying to get her out of school. My buddy Cameron’s dad had this Ferrari 250 GT California in the unlocked garage, so we “borrowed” it to drive to downtown Chicago for a day of fun. We left it at a…

OBJECTION!!!

I always testify in pot posts. I’ve had PTSD for almost five years and I’ve tried eight different medications: six pharmaceuticals, alcohol, and pot. Pot is the most effective. Smoking in the evening after work keeps me functioning during the week, and staves off the weekend panic attacks.

This is sickening slander Jason and you’re better than this. How dare you bring the kind gentle northern Pacific ape into this mess of violence. Nothing about this altercation is anything like the life of a Sasquatch, they are kind peaceful beasts and when it comes to restraint and civility these Canadians could learn…

Jack, you don’t know what soppressata, capicola is? Come on man!

I for one welcome our new world where aunt May is hot.

Hold on, she’s 52?

This might actually make me get the game. Since combat was so slow and grindy, I ended up ripping my game to an emulator so I could up the EXP and LP given. This seems like it miiiiight be a good idea to try out.

2015/2016: Hollywood/Oscars so white!

I’m sorry but there’s been some misinformation going around. This character cannot be “Doomfist” for, as you can plainly see, both of Victor von Doom’s fists are attached to his arms. Naturally, our benevolent overlord has decided not to sue this imposter for identity theft for Dr. Doom is a forgiving man. Remember,…

I’m just saying, this kind of thing never happens at a steakhouse.

In this most recent current election Tiffany Trump, Steve Bannon, and others were found to be registered in multiple states.

How to treat a furry in public?

Why is it always absolutes with these dingle dicks? There is a mile-wide line between not wanting you to parade around glorifying one of the most horrific groups of people to ever walk the Earth and OMG THEY’RE ERASING HISTORY!!!