This isn’t as great as much of these other stories, but I got to say “HAHAHAHA NEYSAYERS!” I didn’t really say that, but metaphorically I did. I worked at a car dealer and everyone around me had new cars.

Not my car, but helped my friend fix it...

Okay, this seemed desperate but it turned out it wasn’t.

It was definitely an oversight not to include this:

Um... One of those “young, black, women” has an enviable beard.

Reminder:

GLARE... GLARE EVERYWHERE!

It appears Jaime Alexander has finally been confirmed for Thor: Ragnarok, thanks to a recent promo for Talking With Chris Hardwick.

May the force be with you, and always be excellent to each other.

My mind’s eye went straight to Ambo-jitsu garb:

They look like they would take on the Elsinore Brewery from Strange Brew... eh?

Just you wait, we will find out Han has a degree from the University of Phoenix

Arya: Derp

I am as needlessly hardcore geeky as it gets, but the powers at be at Star Trek should have flat out said, “They have ridges because now we can afford to do it. We couldn’t afford it before on the 60's show. That’s it. There will be no ‘in-story’ reason given and the difference between them will never be acknowledged.”

My watermelon story:

Alas, I am allergic. It would kill me. But I did indulge a couple of years ago, and immediately shot myself with an EpiPen so I would not die. It was worth it.

George C. Scott has come back form the dead to save our daughters from bathroom demons!

Reading these was so... I don’t even know what word to use. Like, it was confirming in the fact that Trump is completely in over his head, but it was also sickening to see just how terrible a situation it really was. Like, something that I needed to see even though I knew it wasn’t going to be good. I’m sure there’s…

Actual sharknados.

So, I guess the logical discussion now becomes, which would you prefer: