There was this time I skipped school, as did my best friend Cameron, then we lied about my girlfriend’s grandmother dying to get her out of school. My buddy Cameron’s dad had this Ferrari 250 GT California in the unlocked garage, so we “borrowed” it to drive to downtown Chicago for a day of fun. We left it at a…

OBJECTION!!!

Oh, damn. Just realized I left out the most important part of my query, ‘a horse’.

I always testify in pot posts. I’ve had PTSD for almost five years and I’ve tried eight different medications: six pharmaceuticals, alcohol, and pot. Pot is the most effective. Smoking in the evening after work keeps me functioning during the week, and staves off the weekend panic attacks.

Hardly… They had a plan.

This is sickening slander Jason and you’re better than this. How dare you bring the kind gentle northern Pacific ape into this mess of violence. Nothing about this altercation is anything like the life of a Sasquatch, they are kind peaceful beasts and when it comes to restraint and civility these Canadians could learn…

Anyone frequently using the word “anathema” in casual conversation is probably trying too hard.

...we’re gonna overlook the fact that the trailer contains yet another use of an edgy remake of a familiar pop song as its background music.

Cruise, his eyes wide shut.

I still butt heads with one of my best buds over this episode. I think it’s one of the finest examples of what Trek can be, and he... feels quite the opposite, shall we say.

Up next, The Trouble with Trebeks.

Sokath, his eyes uncovered

Jack, you don’t know what soppressata, capicola is? Come on man!

Hey, leave Rey out of this.

Alien is a masterpiece and Ridley Scott will forever have my respect for that alone.

I for one welcome our new world where aunt May is hot.

Hold on, she’s 52?

2015/2016: Hollywood/Oscars so white!