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I’m sorry but there’s been some misinformation going around. This character cannot be “Doomfist” for, as you can plainly see, both of Victor von Doom’s fists are attached to his arms. Naturally, our benevolent overlord has decided not to sue this imposter for identity theft for Dr. Doom is a forgiving man. Remember,

I’m just saying, this kind of thing never happens at a steakhouse.

In this most recent current election Tiffany Trump, Steve Bannon, and others were found to be registered in multiple states.

Is that water locally sourced from organic moisture farmers?

Fact: in the 90s, each of those sandal studs was a pouch.

Bro, do you even Hercules?

Why is it always absolutes with these dingle dicks? There is a mile-wide line between not wanting you to parade around glorifying one of the most horrific groups of people to ever walk the Earth and OMG THEY’RE ERASING HISTORY!!!

I refuse to buy toilet paper from bears. Beer on the other hand? Give me ALL the Hamm’s!

When those people we don’t like enact draconian policies designed to terrorize minority populations? Yeah, pretty much. Thanks for reading!

Spoilers, okay?

As he has the right to do!

More like impregnating pause, am I right?

Rejected rage lines:

Did they steal their business plan from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia?

I maintain that Tom Cruise’s best acting of his career is in Tropic Thunder.

So I just realized that Guardians 2 has established Hasselhoff exists in the MCU. My question is, was there still a Nick Fury movie in that universe? If so, was it a docudrama? And if so, was the real Nick Fury sitting somewhere like “not only do those motherfuckers whitewash me, but the movie fucking sucks?” I think

canneverremembermyburnercode - “Is it bad that this is one of the first movies I masturbated to?”