I wonder what the backs of the elephants/bottom of the disk is coated in, otherwise that friction must be brutal.

Something’s got to hold it up. Yep, it’s turtles all the way down.

Every one of those experts is wrong. The internet tells us that, on a flat earth, cats will knock everything off of it. I’ve seen the study so many times that it must be considered peer-reviewed.

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

Now I want a lettuce wrap, and I am a committed carnivore.

This woman is in Australia. That swords is probably the LEAST deadly thing for a hundred miles.

Why is he still a thing? He’s been useless and toxic for years.

The only thing Steve Harvey is good for is making me miss Bernie Mac.

I looked it up on PorhHub and ... well, just don’t do that.

The “deep state spear” is Newt’s biggest fear and the terror that keeps him up at night: A big ol’ gay liberal dong that thrusts deep into the ‘Murican dream and pumps it full of rainbows and compassion. Oh! And the dong is black, and thinks that women should be allowed to vote.

The alternate head with the lipstick is awesome.

I thought Dio was more behind this than Simmons. I’ve literally never seen or heard this associated with him at all.

Hopefully he figures that out before he makes out with her.

A+ invocation of Prince John.

I’m hoping for AG Jeff Goldblum.

Nothing to dispute about this video

I clicked on it thinking it was Weird Al also.

I was thinking the same thing.

I actually thought the same thing! LOL!

Lynda Carter is 65 years old.