Zosma Stellarblast, a runaway princess from the Dantooine sector. solid 2 on the PDS.

greetings from Forthif Lung! (A mysterious humanoid from Rian )

My Star Wars name is:

Molewe Slice here. Just a lowly clone from Randa.

Acrux Ofitan - A mysterious humanoid from Thakwaa
 

Kraz Feiver- a “runaway prince from Aridus”.

I got Salk Attpou.

Kit Fisto got robbed!!

Courts Crescentlast reporting in.

Is there a Wu Tang Clan name generator equivalent for Star Wars?

Sweet mother of pearl, what a missed opportunity.

Poor kids. I wonder when pop culture is going to spit them out in the likeness of Lindsey Lohan.

This band has, by far, the best “metal” name and logo. I mean really, who is ever going to forget that? I’m not even going to point out which one I’m talking about.

Am I alone in thinking Carice van Houten as Lady Melisandre bears a passing resemblance to a certain other Van Houten from The Simpsons...

The greatest thing about Al Franken (among so many great things) is that sometimes, if you call and leave a message for his office regarding a specific thing, he calls you back. It happened to me once, no lie, and we chatted for about 5 minutes before he thanked me for my engagement and promised to keep my point of…

Charley-boy better be careful, I think Shaq is still a sworn deputy in some jurisdictions and I believe is running for sheriff somewhere. A lot of places have just made assault on police officers a hate crime.

Fortunately, I know a set of daily affirmations Ted can use to combat all the hate. Grab a mirror, look yourself in the eyes, and repeat the following:

We had some significant rain (for us at least) this season. At one point highway 1 and 17 were both out, and people in Santa Cruz were literally stuck for a few days I believe. N. California got it much worse, I think it was like 6' of rain this year for Santa Cruz. Down here in the South, our annual average is…

Based on this trailer, I’m kind of on Vulture’s side. Not the thieving, but that world is changing. Aliens are invading. We just found out our protective organization was ran by nazis. Robots created by our heroes are attacking. All this and the high and mighty can’t share their tech with our governments. We just pick…