Also, this may be the most appropriate comment in the history of not just Gawker, but the whole internet.
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We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn’t we, Wang?
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You completely whiffed on the most quotable movie of all time.
“Duffman’s more than a man. He’s an IDEA. A man can be killed. A DUFFMAN will live forever.”
So that means that Kite Man’s true nemesis is not Batman, but a tree?
I could see a rogue gallery of (more) villains like this, all belonging to some organization with a cool S.P.E.C.T.R.E. name, like:
That poster has a very minimalistic design, one might ever call it a Stark Poster.
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This is all very interesting and cool and I appreciate the article Germain, but I have to ask... is the “wonder” his penis?
Trump: Holt?
Holt: Yes, Donald?
Trump: Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?
Holt: Well, I can’t say I have, Donald.
Trump: Vodka, that’s what they drink, isn’t it? Never water?
Holt: Well, I-I believe that’s what they drink, Donald, yes.
Trump: On no account will a Commie ever drink water, and not…
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Aaaand we’re officially at precious bodily fluids level of crazy....
“Science is...whatever we want it to be.” -Dr. Spaceman
“The human body is like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted.”
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And now here’s a videos of a hamster eating a tiny burrito.
Merlin time travels to replace King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table with a football team called The Knights from New York. Your move Lussier.
“I don’t think—that’s not a threat. He’s simply stated a fact...”
Why bother with the Diet Coke? I mean, really?
Diet coke, extra sauce, another scoop of ice cream....