Trump: Holt?
Holt: Yes, Donald?
Trump: Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?
Holt: Well, I can’t say I have, Donald.
Trump: Vodka, that’s what they drink, isn’t it? Never water?
Holt: Well, I-I believe that’s what they drink, Donald, yes.
Trump: On no account will a Commie ever drink water, and not…

Aaaand we’re officially at precious bodily fluids level of crazy....

“Science is...whatever we want it to be.” -Dr. Spaceman

“The human body is like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted.”

The only gangster anyone in this administration reminds me of.

“I don’t think—that’s not a threat. He’s simply stated a fact...”

Why bother with the Diet Coke? I mean, really?

Are we sure it wasn’t Russian dressing??

Diet coke, extra sauce, another scoop of ice cream....

When you’re competing against shows like black paranormal spirit hunters, anything is possible.

This cracks me up:

But the EMALS!

Uncle Ruckus was easy to spot in that video. He threatened the kids because they didn’t like Hitler’s “Minister of Communications” speaking at their graduation. They should definitely fire that bootlicker. I think lesser of him than I do her. But that is typical of older blacks selling us out to get some of that…

Congratulations, grads. You managed to take one of the more boring experiences of life (sitting and listening to people dispense mindless platitudes about life) and turn it into an exciting event filled with drama and tension. And you got to make Betsy DeVos appear deeply uncomfortable. You kids are awesome, and…

As a member of the human race, I have to say:

As an Asian, I have to say...

To bad her story wasn’t selected

Teepublic sells the shirt.

listen to some Metalachi