Why bother with the Diet Coke? I mean, really?

Are we sure it wasn’t Russian dressing??

Diet coke, extra sauce, another scoop of ice cream....

When you’re competing against shows like black paranormal spirit hunters, anything is possible.

This cracks me up:

But the EMALS!

Uncle Ruckus was easy to spot in that video. He threatened the kids because they didn’t like Hitler’s “Minister of Communications” speaking at their graduation. They should definitely fire that bootlicker. I think lesser of him than I do her. But that is typical of older blacks selling us out to get some of that…

Congratulations, grads. You managed to take one of the more boring experiences of life (sitting and listening to people dispense mindless platitudes about life) and turn it into an exciting event filled with drama and tension. And you got to make Betsy DeVos appear deeply uncomfortable. You kids are awesome, and…

As a member of the human race, I have to say:

As an Asian, I have to say...

To bad her story wasn’t selected

Teepublic sells the shirt.

listen to some Metalachi

(the original source says ‘0 km’ but I did the math and that roughly equals zero miles)

DON’T FLY ON ANY SMALL PLANES, JASON.

That’s exactly what someone deep into this would say.

But Jason...

The way they shoot, I don’t want to be anywhere near one of them on the road.

Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!

You can only get robbed at gun point so many times before you decide the pay of the job isn’t worth the hassle. Good on these clerks for breaking their destructive habit of being the victim!