How is pranking these assholes hurting victims?

Alien day being on 4/26 is goddamn stupid. It should fall on the 426th day of the year, dummies.

If people only realized how it was made

Below, Pictured: A man who filmed a sextape with Scott Stapp, a man who routinely sang about raping teenage girls, and Sarah Palin - who is by far the least objectionable person in this picture.

Think I can expense this?

Just remember, your ass is composed of the same cells as your lips, so however it feels going in, it’s gonna feel exactly the same going out. Except with no flavor but pain.

Always easy to tell who didn’t read the post.

▪ The club was cited for not maintaining the coolers in proper working order. The walk-in cooler was set to 36º, much warmer than required by code. Several dead Russian prostitutes were not properly wrapped and vacuum sealed and possible bacteria infection was discovered.

That would be be an interesting Presidential debate:

Republican state lawmaker compares first and greatest Republican president to Hitler.

“Hitler would never have declared a war on Easter like Lincoln did.”

We really have become Animal Farm.

Fuuuuuuuuck. His word vomit is so painful to even read. Guys... it hasn’t even been 3 months.

You REALLY have to be an asshole to get me to side with the ad agency.

We were intending to buy some F-35s years ago but you still haven’t got them right. Where’s our planes, dammit.

If you’d ever come face to face with a pissed off goose, you wouldn’t be laughing. Those fuckers are mean.

“Trump has no ties with Russia”

‘fuck it, it’s not worth it.’

Just as long as my precious bodily fluids are kept intact.