See this is amateur hour stuff. Everyone knows you have to stuff some rebar in there first or it’s just going to crack when it gets cold.

The practice is a holdover from Soviet car culture, when filling your car with concrete was considered a highly desirable aftermarket interior upgrade.

Sometimes it was “No NO NOO! Don’t hit us!” since it looked like we would constantly be rear ended at times. That actually happened once while a friend and I were back there.

It’s the only time I’ve heard my mother swear. She is the most polite Southern woman you’ll ever meet. All it was was a delicate “Well, shit.” I…

Clearly, you forgot that Ford already gave us the “Age of the Aerostar.”

Toyota Previa, AWD *Supercharged* - Egg in Space!

Uh, hello?

One small step for Man, one gigantic laugh for alienkind.

Not in here, mister! This is a Mercedes!

Ford Taurus wagon because rear facing seats. If you were moving faster than light when your mom is driving, you could play with your Game Boy and watch the Earth go back in time. Maybe. Possibly?

Can I get Stephen Hawking to help me out on this one?

Pfft. Been done.

You requested the Space Cruiser be brought around to the front, sir?

Even Tony Stark didn’t wear a goddamned bulletproof vest, ya dingus.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

*writes up business plan for Black Truffles Matter Café*

Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.

Naw man, Elcor romance options is where it’s at

What about those of us that want to fuck a Krogan? Or a Salarian?

My first mission with the new ME....not animation issue but pretty bad in my opinion

Want to replace your spark plugs or head gasket on your HD Ford truck?