When you’re competing against shows like black paranormal spirit hunters, anything is possible.

This cracks me up:

But the EMALS!

/r/HighQualityGifs

The interweb provide.

Uncle Ruckus was easy to spot in that video. He threatened the kids because they didn’t like Hitler’s “Minister of Communications” speaking at their graduation. They should definitely fire that bootlicker. I think lesser of him than I do her. But that is typical of older blacks selling us out to get some of that…

Congratulations, grads. You managed to take one of the more boring experiences of life (sitting and listening to people dispense mindless platitudes about life) and turn it into an exciting event filled with drama and tension. And you got to make Betsy DeVos appear deeply uncomfortable. You kids are awesome, and…

Can he also be voiced by John H. Benjamin?

we call the sharks great and we call the orcas killer. it’s pretty clear which one to fear more

As a member of the human race, I have to say:

As an Asian, I have to say...

To bad her story wasn’t selected

Teepublic sells the shirt.

Data doesn’t even look like Brent Spiner, more like Adam Baldwin.

listen to some Metalachi

“Niels”

(the original source says ‘0 km’ but I did the math and that roughly equals zero miles)

DON’T FLY ON ANY SMALL PLANES, JASON.

That’s exactly what someone deep into this would say.

But Jason...