This Kotaku campaign against HUDs has got to be stopped.

How many times do I have to say it? BMW turn signals work fine and get used all the time, they just flash in colors that the peasants can’t perceive.

Hades, literally flaming.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

Ha! I FUCKING CALLED IT!

Sure, Solidus and Armstrong are the big show-stealers. But who can forget MGS2's President Johnson, whose first reaction upon meeting Raiden was to determine his gender by way of crotch-grab?

How can you leave off John Henry Eden from Fallout 3?

Russian subs off of Delaware. Russian spy ships off of Connecticut. Russian jets harassing US destroyers.

Why can you not read that this isn’t Jalopnik, it’s Foxtrot Alpha?

Tired me read your first line as “I have a Trans Am”. I was confused, though not nearly as confused as that cop sounded.

I still think she had something to do with Michael Clarke Duncan’s death. No evidence, just hate her.

Isn’t a couple two?

And then they can drag race Camaros.

and a private Winger / Dokken concert.

Joe Biden should invite all the players that are not attending over dinner and video games.

How is this track not a UNESCO heritage site?!?

No distinguishing between Carnitas and al pastor pork?