Snail? Snail!? Snaaaaaaaaaaaaale!

Rally Fighter. Why?

It DOES in fact have a no purchase necessary option.

With a hand-hammered Damascus steel blade and pakkawood handle, the Shun certainly looks the part of a great Japanese chef's knife. Two words: "super steel." [Shun Premier]

With a hand-hammered Damascus steel blade and pakkawood handle, the Shun certainly looks the part of a great…

Gobots!

Thank God. I clicked on this article thinking "Vivi better be #1." Firmly approve.

If you ever want some real comedy, try out /r/shitty_car_mods.

If the winner gets a PT Cruiser, what does the loser get? A Sebring sedan?

Yep, that's about the size of it.

Hard to top the Probe 16 from Clockwork Orange. Still looks modern and its over 40 years old.

Who doesn't love a Johnny Cab?

Looks like The Punisher finally caught up to him.

I decided to make this really quickly. Don't hate me.

Dealer labor charges are based on the work performed. If a technician can do the work in less time than is allowed by the manual for the repair, that means he is a good tech and will earn more money for himself and the dealership. If a tech takes 4.5 hours to do a job that only allows him to bill for an hour and a…

you're welcome, marines.

Indeed!

You've really never seen The Goonies? For shame.

They also always forget to include the jokes when the laugh track plays

It's my favorite movie and I love that their car can do back flips, but... unrealistic.