If anybody at Porsche or Lego is reading this:

Hah, never thought of that. I just assumed that, like much of the stuff over that way, just looked old and faded.

Simply Sausages Donington Park.

Because nothing says historic motor racing like English sausages!

I really wish I was joking about this. I'm not. Not even a tiny little bit.

Most ridiculous and most awesome: James Hunt's "Sex, Breakfast of Champions" false sponsor done as a joke during his early years as a F1 driver in a second-party car.

Take a selfie and tweet something starting with OMG and ending with LOL

Looks like they finally enforced wearing a full uniform for Smokey.

Everything's under control guys, Smokey is on duty.

I've been crunching some numbers.

42,000 lbs roughly converts to 2,700,000 teaspoons of honey.

1 Honey bee worker accounts for 1/12 a teaspoon of honey in its entire lifetime.

So this is around 32 million bees that died for naught.

Granted you're gonna have some guys go down there tonight for some dig races because that…

As an aside, I gotta wonder what the street value of 42,000 gallons of honey is. I don't buy honey often, but I'm consistently surprised how expensive the little jars are.

This happens every four years with the Fifa World Cup..

I think Aston Martin's Emotion Control Unit is pretty ridiculous. Push it in so the car says "Power, Beauty, Soul." I love Astons more than anything, but that's just not necessary.

It's gotta be Whale-Penis leather, right?

I went right to the Tomy wheel

Why why why why WHY

Oh, swell! I still haven't figured out this one.

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NINE!? RAWR outrage that my suggestion didn't make it AND you cut the list shorter than every other day - sincerely, all Jalopnik commentatorists