Well, you guys managed to fuck it all up. The best foodstuff in the bracket, the regal pico de gallo, has been eliminated. Not sure there's really a point to this anymore. Rest in pico, you swine.

Then baby poop is delicious.

All of you Guac haters need to be punched in the face by gorillas.

Look, it's not my job to tell you awful, awful people what to like and not like. But, fer chrissakes. Salsa is one of the jewels of humankind. And you morons are choosing derivative boneless Buffalo wing slop over it. That is a thing for you to think about.

As I posted before.. just wait till the snow melts.

Nope - the priest angle has been covered by the logo for a new CBS TV series, coming this Fall -

The Pleiades star cluster, ironically part of the Taurus constellation. There are actually seven stars in Pleiades, but only six are visible.

that is just wrong!

IF Jalopnik ever finds the desperate need to go off-topic from automobiles & do a 'Worst Logo Ever' column, I'd like to nominate the following...

What about the new BMW "i" logo? I think it kind of cheapens the brand:

I see the handbrake girls grew up nicely.

This is actually Mater from Cars 7: After the Apocalypse.

So...

You should definitely not start a cock fighting ring.

This is accurate. The phosphoric acid does not disappear. Carbonated water is more acidic than non-carbonated water and by extension carbonated coke is more acidic than non-carbonated coke, however it isn't the acidic quality of the liquid that is responsible for the process. Phosphoric acid specifically reacts with…

I filled a mitten with a burrito. Cut out the middle man.

I'm getting one.

HOW DO I LOOK IN THESE??!!

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