"I left the Mushroom Kingdom when the Mushroom Kingdom left me."

heh heh i matriculated in the shower this morning heh

Matriculate?! You think you're better than me, Owen? Huh? I had to Google that word. Thanks a lot.

Or a butt plug.

Everyone but Americans, apparently.

SSC Tuatara. I just call it the Shelby Alien Balls.

Preeus?
Pry us?

And the Z4.

Same with the BRZ.

Bostonians have no issues pronouncing it.

Repeat after me: Core-vet ZEE-oh-six

Can I just say how disappointing it is in modern RPGs and especially MMOs how I can't ever make a character that's aged?

There's no Davos options. No Ser Barristans, no Tywins, no Stannis...just an endless sea of Rob Starks and Jon Snows.

The BEST you can hope for is a character that maybe has a few crows feet by…

"Winters is Coming"

For those who don't know (this includes me, I had to ask)

How could you not know Polk High's greatest football achievement?

For those who don't know (this includes me, I had to ask)

Large you say? Functional you say?

Large functional wing is best wing.