Elect to take the motorcycle.

Leave your windows open.

Not clearing the snow off the roof of your car. Hey idiot, you are blinding every car behind you

Not taking advantage of optimal drift conditions

Drive topless.

Leave the top down.

Believe that AWD makes you invincible.

I did. it's possible that this was outsourced to a costume maker who had no idea this was supposed to be aired on TV. it's still hilarious though.

why are all the kids wearing nirvana t-shirts? is this 1992?

Any Cabela's - the worlds most awesome sporting goods store. They have delicious food, a taxidermy collection to rival most zoos, clean bathrooms, and are always right off the highway.

Mus resist putting a bucket over owner's head and taking everything.

"There it is!"

Since the Franco-American truce of 1965.

Such Truck. Forgotten by time. Devoured by bush.

A tree grows through it...on my family farm in VA

That's what I'd drive

After the winner

The Homer...duh.