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As someone who had the ultimate misfortune of miscalculating a parking spot a few months ago...it makes a heck of a difference to see nothing off of my older grand prix at the time and peeled every bit of it in the small area I touched on the Accent. It was a light enough scrape that there was no visible damage below…

I believe this Volvo-amino should make the list:

You are not! I thought it was well known.
Besides, WWBBD?

The age old South Park question: "What would Brian Boitano do?"

blanked buttons? HAH! that's for middle class, the TRULY budget minded get blanked out gauges. No, not a gauge cluster designed without a tach (honda do this all the time), that's middle class nonsense too, this is straight up blanked out tachometre. such as found in the (often FWD) "Brighton" class of Subaru's…

Interior Trunk release. My fully loaded 2005 Mustang GT did not have this. If I was in the car then had to open the trunk for any reason, I would have to shut down the car, get out, walk around to the back and use the key.

This is just annoying...even a donut would be nice but there are so many inflation kits out there instead.

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Drum brakes on the new Jetta. *Gasp*

The blow dart in AC4. It was extremely useful almost all the time.

Toyota 4Runner Party Mode button.

My 1994 Toyota Camry had a "Power" button next to the gear shift. Never could figure out what the hell it did. Press it, nothing. Turn it off, nothing. I think it was supposed to hold the gear shifts for longer, but I promise, it did nothing.

That button is meant for one person and one person only.

The Audi FUNK button. Does this really need an explanation?

I am confuse because I received neither email or bacon.

Somtimes i just dont understand the internet...oh well...here,

Last of us, The Banderas, Legos... welp, we have ourselves here a

Nobody's noticed my Santa Hat yet.