Driving in mall of course.

The Dixie Square Mall

Such a fucking layup.

That's why you go to a paint store and not a box store. Paint stores actually train their employees to ask about sheens.

Thought such a headline needed more dignity :)

This Christmas, Santa is Lady MacBeth in Throne of Blood

I'm black.

Anything Type 2 or Beetle.

Give me a ping, Vasily. One ping only, please.

Yeah, so I came to look at the comments and I liked how this happened:

Regarding the Will.I.Am Delorean: FUCK Will.I.Am.

ashtrays?? where do you live that people still smoke?

Really? Never would have guessed. Do you have a blog I can subscribe to, so I can get all these nuggets of info?

They should make it smell like race gas.

The 1968 Mustang from the Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift. Fitted with a Nissan Skyline Motor and Big Wheels. I screamed in the movie theater.

Her love of anime is a deal breaker in my book. If I talked to her in a bar I would tell her to find an age appropriate hobby and to get real with her absurd BF criteria.