Unfortunately, soon after this picture was taken, the pumpkin caught on fire.

Please tell me his middle name is Tiberious

the 2008 Chrysler Sebring - because the fastest car in the world is always a rental.

Regardless of whichever version of events is true, I'm really hoping that his fight had everything to do with the pronunciation of "jaguar."

My dog would fucking destroy this thing in about ten minutes.

That's one tough-ass clown which should be noted is distinctly different than a tough ass-clown.

Lol! Waaay back in 2001 when I was in high school I dreamed of painting my 240Z with a P-51 fighter theme complete with shark jaws. That's awesome!

Needs more fighter plane wrap.

No, Mr. Clarkson, I expect you to die.

I've seen that display first-hand, and I can tell you without hesitation that it is disgusting. Vile. Far below even the lowest standards of decency.

I mean, the fake blood contains corn syrup, the surgical tubing is *not* recyclable, and the pumpkins aren't even artisanally-grown!

Unfit for Brooklyn indeed.

As much as we all love the Chrysler Turbine proof of concept cars, we can also all rationally agree that they were a terrible idea. Awful gas mileage, dangerously hot exhaust coming out the back as the perfect height to fry the dog/kids playing behing you as you get ready to exit your driveway.

Ahem...

First they get poached by Eagles, now they're getting spied on by pigeons?

part of my demand is they make tomorrow today.

"Horrifying diarrhea sludge" could refer to any number of Albert Burneko's food columns.

Hey, that's the word "shit" on TV. (Also, Fox 19, we ranked it the worst in the country, not the worst in Hamilton County.)

my console doesn't get the flu.

I love it when a van comes together...

Remove the toilet seat and lid. It is just a pain to clean. Learn to hover!