Pee while you shower.

Does The Subaru Brat count?

Puberty

Theirs.

"That sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons"

No windshield decals?

Tell me about it.

This doesn't bother me, since I have kissed girls.

The Subaru compass/inclinometer/thermometer/altimeter dash pod, of course.

Nobody saw this coming?
As soon as I read the headline that Elon was the buyer I knew..

NSA Agent inbound. Grab your belongings and wait outside your house for approximately 5 minutes and 2 seconds, after that an Apache helicopter should pick you up and take you for a trip around Auschwitz. Enjoy your trip

1980's Toyota pickup (aka Hilux) with the 22R, 4x4, and a 5-speed. One of the few non-American trucks that gets respect from even the most 'MURICAN! of truck owners.

Mike! Come on man! Would it have been that hard to put the double hand job part in a spoiler tag?

That's a little different from the Steamers they have in Cleveland...

Once you fly southwest you never want to fly anything else again. They do everything right. Yeah it's not the most luxurious, but it's nice enough. They have the fewest delays, fly into more convenient airports, have some of the best prices, dont screw you on bag fees, and screw things up the least. They are the…

This is how we roll at my house.

seeing this is like seeing my childhood photos and noticing my favorite relative was suddenly headless and near death...too bad!

I heard bentleys like it rough

i guess a 911 was too high maintanence?