Who?

There better be a data tablet with “The Lusty Zarkanian Maintenance Technician” or it’ll never get GOTY

The Holy Guard Rails of Antioch!

Show me the way to go home, I’m tired and I wanna go bed

SpiderHolmes. RDJ, Cumburbund, and Will Ferrel are all different versions of Sherlock Holmes trying to prove all the innocence of all three Spidermen to the nexus being J. Jonah Jameson(played by J.K. Simmons of course).

He’s got a scraggly beard which is only defined above the lip. I myself, suffer from the Dirte’ facial hair where it naturally grows in all patchy like that. Pedro and I just don’t have the chops to pull off a full beard.

I’m having traumatic flashbacks of my first time putting Metal Gear Solid in my first PlayStation and having no idea how to start it because circle was confirm an every time I pressed X to start the game it went back. It took longer than I am willing to admit to figure it out.

Can confirm. I actually really enjoy The Jury Room.

My local dive makes what is affectionately known as a“trash bag”. Mad Dog and Vodka. They are what you buy for someone you want to remind how much you both suck at life.

I started turning up my volume and looking for the number that made more of a clunk than a click. I’ve broken a few safes where I couldn’t find the combo easily.

Another mural for Pawnee City Hall

Craig Robinson’s role should be standing in the background giving the look that Darrel gives Michael every time he goes to the warehouse.

All work and no play make George a dull boy

This guy probably doesn’t even wipe down the equipment when he’s done. 

Darth Helmet would like to show you the power of the Schwartz Side. Be careful though, its full of Assholes.

Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey would also be an acceptable substitute.

How did you write this article without mentioning the three seashells and absence of toilet paper?

Mr. Belvedere came to help the Owen’s family, but after a series of accidents occur in the neighborhood his sinister intentions became clear.

“I pity the fool who’s got time to bleed, and I ain’t gettin’ to no choppa”

Fox News is always accusing the Dems of wineing. Well they’re not wrong this time.