“There’s one thing I have learned through all my adventures and conquests - it’s that some people are just wired for success. I had no choice when it came to being great - I just am great.”

I haven’t seen this yet.  I’m gonna take this as a recommendation and check it out.

I heard he used to play patty cake on Epstein’s island.

Translation: Poor people are ruining our run up to a full on fascist state with their minimum wage jobs.

Why do all habitable worlds have a single biosphere? Is there a nice ocean on the other side of Jakku that Rey never got to see. Is there a desert somewhere on Naboo? Is Craite just one single salt pan, and if so where did the ocean go? I don’t give a crap about how the force works just tell me how ecology works in…

I just had to double check, but yes, Judge Reinhold and Bronson Pinchot are both still alive.

I hope they bring back Samuel L. for the sequel. After Akeem beat his ass with the broomstick he cleaned up his act and became a city councilor or something.

Now we just gotta wait for the Mister Robinson movie.

If you put a breakfast sausage in a folded waffle...

But it all comes together when you watch The Big Lebowski on TV and you get to hear Walter telling Larry Sellers what happens when you “Find a stranger in the Alps”.

Mike Pence would not likely approve of what you are doing to that sandwich in there. Though, in all fairness he probably eats sandwiches with a knife and fork.

Single malt means all the whiskey comes from the same distillery.  It’s still blended from different barrels.

Paul!

They really missed the boat by not naming his character Mac.

Trump is feeling that Shatner energy.

Why would anyone eat anything besides breakfast food?

That punk wont even drive off the golf cart path.

Jokes on you. Shrute Bucks are now the number one crypto-currency used in the Northeastern Pennsylvania farming industry. All you can buy with Stanley Nickles is Hentai and pretzels.

Is melted Hot Dog Ice Cream Soup?

The arch is a classic design from ancient Rome. Just build one under an ancient aqueduct, paint the two supports above eyeball-abuse yellow. I bet chicken nuggets would go well with some marinara and grated Kraft parmesan.