Are Howie Mandel and Fred Savage are not involved with this reboot?

The Female Body Inspector shirt you picked up in Jersey fifteen years ago needs to be thrown out. Just sayin’

We ran Sue’s Salads out of town years ago. Ponch Burger took over her usual spot.

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Sean Penn?

I’m getting some serious cowboy vibes from that poster.  I hope he sings some more country music.

I’m getting some serious cowboy vibes from that poster.  I hope he sings some more country music.

Swap the vodka for Malort and you might be on to something.

I’ll just have to order Uber Eats and stalk the driver with live GPS updates.  They always seem surprised when I meet them at the end of my driveway.

It’s like Bud Dry said...Why ask why?

I’d never mess with a doctors stethoscope, but when they leave me in there for 45 minutes, I’m gonna go through some drawers.

Eat your chicken, love whoever you choose, live your life.

Doctor

The Santa Cruz Boardwalk (the same in the article) plays movies every Wednesday during the summer and they always play The Lost Boys. If you have the means, I highly recommend it. Get a funnel cake, go on some rides, watch a movie. It’s a good time if you can stomach all the damn vampires!

I had been playing Metal Gear Solid 2 late into the night. After all the stress of sneaking naked through an enemy infested ship, I made it to the hallway of mindfucks. When the Colonel told me to turn off the console, I sure as hell did as he said. In my sleep deprived state I just wanted to be done with that crap.…

The lights dim, the music rises, a voice chanting in Hebrew, the words “Yoda’s Bar Mitzvah” appear, everybody jumps up and scream “Shut up and take my money!”

Endgame has the chance to do the Battle of The Shire right!

Smartcars still run on dead Dinosaurs, so not really vegan

I do something similar. Cocktail weenies, Welch’s grape jelly, and a packet of chili seasoning. Crock it up for a couple hours and throw down some toothpicks and go at ‘em. The grape jelly seams strange, but it make a nice thick sweet sauce that goes well with the flavor from the seasoning.

My New Years resolution is to eat more salad.  Delicious Poutine Salad.