I was wondering why they don’t have nipples until the last panel.

If you don’t call it a writers room, may I suggest calling them “Top Minds”?

After playing ‘Five Nights at Freddy’s’, I would violate their no gun policy, too.

When some 400 pound gorilla in a red suit asks if you’ve been nice this year, you say ‘yeah, the check is in the mail’.

That’s quite an understatement. All the old school locals loved that bookstore and were sad to see it close.  All the beer they have will never fill the hole in my heart that Logos left. 

If you can get your ill-gotten gains across the bay, Santa Cruz Auto Parts has an excellent selection of paint. Talk to Nate, he’s the paint guru.

I don’t like Mike Ness anyway, but not because he beat me up. He made me work late one time and wouldn’t put me on the list for the show that night. 11/10 would heckle. You hear that Mike? You can climb the shelves and get your own free swag next time you chump!

CSI: The Next Generation

Have this guy play Wesley!

I had a friend claim a quesadilla was a grilled cheese. We don’t talk anymore.

The crunch wrap supreme is the ideal weapon in Taco Bell food fights. Fling that shit like a Frisbee and see your enemies driven before you.

That’s gonna be a lot of rotten mayonnaise.

And in West Coast news:

That’s some serious Jafar face.

Next time I buy tortillas and cheese, you better believe I’m coming at the clerk with two forms of picture ID. I love a quesadilla, but not enough to have ICE coming down on me.

You should post a few more videos of this strange phenomenon. I would like to study it for science.

Sir, let me take this moment to compliment you on your fashion sense, particularly your slippers.

Can I be “Waiting For Shows That Wont Come Out For Another Year”?

You keep on lifting me higher and higher.

Every country has Ninjas. Japans are the worst because we know about them