I just had to double check, but yes, Judge Reinhold and Bronson Pinchot are both still alive.

I hope they bring back Samuel L. for the sequel. After Akeem beat his ass with the broomstick he cleaned up his act and became a city councilor or something.

Now we just gotta wait for the Mister Robinson movie.

If you put a breakfast sausage in a folded waffle...

Mike Pence would not likely approve of what you are doing to that sandwich in there. Though, in all fairness he probably eats sandwiches with a knife and fork.

Single malt means all the whiskey comes from the same distillery.  It’s still blended from different barrels.

Trump is feeling that Shatner energy.

Why would anyone eat anything besides breakfast food?

That punk wont even drive off the golf cart path.

Jokes on you. Shrute Bucks are now the number one crypto-currency used in the Northeastern Pennsylvania farming industry. All you can buy with Stanley Nickles is Hentai and pretzels.

Is melted Hot Dog Ice Cream Soup?

The arch is a classic design from ancient Rome. Just build one under an ancient aqueduct, paint the two supports above eyeball-abuse yellow. I bet chicken nuggets would go well with some marinara and grated Kraft parmesan.

The Female Body Inspector shirt you picked up in Jersey fifteen years ago needs to be thrown out. Just sayin’

We ran Sue’s Salads out of town years ago. Ponch Burger took over her usual spot.

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Sean Penn?

Swap the vodka for Malort and you might be on to something.

I’ll just have to order Uber Eats and stalk the driver with live GPS updates.  They always seem surprised when I meet them at the end of my driveway.

I’d never mess with a doctors stethoscope, but when they leave me in there for 45 minutes, I’m gonna go through some drawers.

Eat your chicken, love whoever you choose, live your life.