I had been playing Metal Gear Solid 2 late into the night. After all the stress of sneaking naked through an enemy infested ship, I made it to the hallway of mindfucks. When the Colonel told me to turn off the console, I sure as hell did as he said. In my sleep deprived state I just wanted to be done with that crap.…

Smartcars still run on dead Dinosaurs, so not really vegan

I do something similar. Cocktail weenies, Welch’s grape jelly, and a packet of chili seasoning. Crock it up for a couple hours and throw down some toothpicks and go at ‘em. The grape jelly seams strange, but it make a nice thick sweet sauce that goes well with the flavor from the seasoning.

My New Years resolution is to eat more salad.  Delicious Poutine Salad.

After playing ‘Five Nights at Freddy’s’, I would violate their no gun policy, too.

That’s quite an understatement. All the old school locals loved that bookstore and were sad to see it close.  All the beer they have will never fill the hole in my heart that Logos left. 

If you can get your ill-gotten gains across the bay, Santa Cruz Auto Parts has an excellent selection of paint. Talk to Nate, he’s the paint guru.

I don’t like Mike Ness anyway, but not because he beat me up. He made me work late one time and wouldn’t put me on the list for the show that night. 11/10 would heckle. You hear that Mike? You can climb the shelves and get your own free swag next time you chump!

I had a friend claim a quesadilla was a grilled cheese. We don’t talk anymore.

The crunch wrap supreme is the ideal weapon in Taco Bell food fights. Fling that shit like a Frisbee and see your enemies driven before you.

That’s gonna be a lot of rotten mayonnaise.

And in West Coast news:

That’s some serious Jafar face.

Next time I buy tortillas and cheese, you better believe I’m coming at the clerk with two forms of picture ID. I love a quesadilla, but not enough to have ICE coming down on me.

You should post a few more videos of this strange phenomenon. I would like to study it for science.

You keep on lifting me higher and higher.

Every country has Ninjas. Japans are the worst because we know about them

Or are they just getting better?

But I’m still unsure how the three seashells are supposed to work. 

Just like the birthplace of our former Muslim, African, terrorist President who definitely allowed 9/11 to happen on his watch.