We don’t really call ourselves that. We also don’t call ourselves “Gentrifiers”. The prefered term is “House Flipper”.

Yeah, this sounds like a less violent version of Lex Lutor’s plan from Superman.

We’re taking that word back. Ya’ll can’t say it no more. It’s going to be used in Country music.

I don’t know this stuff looks pretty spicy. I think I’ll stick with my peppered mayonnaise.

Don’t forget about all the flag waving sporting events with jets and vets shoehorned into them.

He should be more sensitive to his fellow classmates. Showing off all those teeth like he ain’t no hillbilly trash from the holler.

Which Dukes of Hazzard?

I like that Peter Meehan guy. He knows what whats up.

Next time on AMC’s The Turner Diaries...

I want one wearing the velour coat and gray shirt. Casual Picard is the best Picard.

Went to get my licence on the day my learners permit was going to expire. I arrived early and had the appointment set up so I could breeze through and not miss too much school that day. Well It wasn’t that easy. Apparently the birth certificate I used previously to get my learners permit and passport was not a valid…

It’s a false flag operation

That was easily a 5 star chase, but I saw no SWAT trucks or tanks going in. Los Santos P.D. is slacking or this guys using cheat codes.

The other day I woke up early and threw on some clothes before heading out for coffee. I soon realized the first shirt on the pile wasn’t the best choice. I went around the rest of the day self conscious of the fact that I had the General Lee from the Dukes of Hazzard displayed across my chest. It doesn’t show the top…

This hurts my soul.

Transmission fluid, there’s a cooler in front of the radiator.

The new Toyota Acme.

It’s red, so it’s likely fluid from the transmission cooler. Could be red coolant, but it looks too oily.

Yeah, were all very sorry bow dah. We should have cashed that before that toxic mess was conceived.