Clue was just a Red Herring.

*Funko...uhh...finds a way.

The mustard never seems to make it through, unfortunately.

There are no toilets in Star Trek. Poo is transported from ones bowels directly into the replicator system to be recycled.

They’re not going to be able to fit in their tiny, bed-less, shit-covered cells if that’s all they eat. Somebody get those poor evil-doers a Big Belly Salad

Which Dukes of Hazzard?

I’d rather see how Elan Sleazebaggano turns his life around after he quits selling Death Sticks.  

I like that Peter Meehan guy. He knows what whats up.

A mind imploding with the realization of awesomeness that could have been. Or a moon, depends on your perspective.

Stalone already broke canon by taking the helmet off. There are no more rules.

The cover picture is perfect because the only way I can see Picard using the ‘N’ word is in character as Dixon Hill, and if Tarantino is directing it will be said... A lot.

The East Coast became Mega City One. Spartan and Dredd meet up for the best buddy cop/roadtrip movie ever. Thats right, were getting two Stalones and two Schniders!

Will they be able to enter a universe where the Fantastic Four don’t suck?

Vader hates sand, but Galactus thinks it’s delicious. Win-win

Try not to suck any dicks on your way through the parking lot!

Anti-vaxers brought him back.

I lost it when he asked if there was pirate treasure at the ‘X’ on the tunnel map.

I actually found it quite convenient when they changed from muzzle loading to breach loading for modern canons. I don’t see why anyone would find the changeover infuriating.

Daniel better still have the ‘47 Ford Mr. Miagi gave him

The real horror show is Santana Row across the street.