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One thing about living in Santa Cruz I never could stomach... all the damn junkies

I want one wearing the velour coat and gray shirt. Casual Picard is the best Picard.

Star Wars: Origins/Solo

Went to get my licence on the day my learners permit was going to expire. I arrived early and had the appointment set up so I could breeze through and not miss too much school that day. Well It wasn’t that easy. Apparently the birth certificate I used previously to get my learners permit and passport was not a valid…

It’s a false flag operation

That was easily a 5 star chase, but I saw no SWAT trucks or tanks going in. Los Santos P.D. is slacking or this guys using cheat codes.

Plus the damn Ice cream machine was out of order. I was shocked, SHOCKED I tell you!

• Please not mention of any Penises including references to Dickard.

The other day I woke up early and threw on some clothes before heading out for coffee. I soon realized the first shirt on the pile wasn’t the best choice. I went around the rest of the day self conscious of the fact that I had the General Lee from the Dukes of Hazzard displayed across my chest. It doesn’t show the top…

Who runs Barter Town?

Sir, let me take this moment to compliment you on your fashion sense, particularly your slippers.

This hurts my soul.

Transmission fluid, there’s a cooler in front of the radiator.

The new Toyota Acme.

It’s red, so it’s likely fluid from the transmission cooler. Could be red coolant, but it looks too oily.

Yeah, were all very sorry bow dah. We should have cashed that before that toxic mess was conceived.

I’m pretty sure my roommates step out of the shower with the water still on and point the shower head at the bathmat for a few seconds before pissing all over it. I end up being a little bit 1 and 3 in that I dry off in the shower then straddle my feet around the filthy dish sponge they call a bathmat.

Damn, he flayed that track!

I demand the editors write a correction and apology due to this omission.