Charlie Chaplain rocked that ‘stache and I will never forgive Hitler for ruining it... or literally everything else he ever did.

“The real bitch was inventing the candy gram. And I probably won’t get credit for that neither.”

Metal Gear Solid 2. I had played scarier games in the past like Silent Hill and Resident Evil. They were supposed to be scary and suspenseful, so it was expected to have my heart racing and to turn off the game when the sun set. MGS2 hits you with that sudden naked sneaking mission then fucks with your head for…

That baby would get knocked the fuck out!

I just crossed those paint codes to Axalta and I can make paint for a Weinermobile. If anyone is interested, that is.

We only got eight official hair styles. Unless you count mullets, ponytails, man buns, or white guys with dreads(Just no). None of those require an actual barber, though.

Justice... Uh, finds a way.

O’reilly’s has this guy covered if he wants to go back and tell himself to watch out for the cops. EB Enterprises 121G - Flux Capacitor | O’Reilly Auto Parts

Shaquille O’Neal shoots Charles Barkley seven times, Judge rules Good D.

I just watched Clue the movie and my roommates and I were talking about getting the game for the house. Now I think I’m going to have to get this version when it comes out.

What about these guys?

Freshly made and delivered by Putin’s henchmen yesterday.

He looks more like Don Cheadle, but that won’t work either.

UC Santa Cruz concessions to student group called civil rights violations

Especially if Harrison Ford is in the cockpit.

Thirty Seven!!!

Chile Colorado is the red stuff.