Charlie Chaplain rocked that ‘stache and I will never forgive Hitler for ruining it... or literally everything else he ever did.

“The real bitch was inventing the candy gram. And I probably won’t get credit for that neither.”

Metal Gear Solid 2. I had played scarier games in the past like Silent Hill and Resident Evil. They were supposed to be scary and suspenseful, so it was expected to have my heart racing and to turn off the game when the sun set. MGS2 hits you with that sudden naked sneaking mission then fucks with your head for…

#MessageToVoyager Your new name is Voyager McVoyageryface.

Do you think the volume knob makes it go from pew-pew to bang-bang?

A bachelors in Nerf herding

The orange yellow black gray looks like something Wesley Crusher would wear.

In a future with billions of people living on multiple colonies in space the corporation sends the daughter of people formerly involved with this bullshit to get mixed up with the same bullshit, but different. She’s not the fucking Alien messiah, she’s a bad ass in her own right and doesn’t need to be Luke Skywalker’s…

That baby would get knocked the fuck out!

I just crossed those paint codes to Axalta and I can make paint for a Weinermobile. If anyone is interested, that is.

We only got eight official hair styles. Unless you count mullets, ponytails, man buns, or white guys with dreads(Just no). None of those require an actual barber, though.

Sauron is probably using the shard to turn people into dinosaurs again.

These people should shove magnets in their butts to realign their fecal molecules and straighten their shit out.

It’s oil of course. As we extract and burn more, friction builds up leading to climate change (global warming doesn’t exist as we don’t live on a globe).

Just one turtle, but four elephants to balance it out.

I never drive faster than I can see, but at 60, I need to drive pretty slow.

Poor Forest Whitaker, don’t they know that’s his droopy side.